Disturbed - by Miri-Miri

Hi guys! Well, my lie-in was ruined this morning. I was quietly snoozing on the housekeeper's pillow, planning on a leisurely morning, perhaps watching a bit of TV and listening to some music when Whoa! I got picked up and stuffed in an aquarium with a load of stupid crickets! Honestly, how annoying is that? Now I am sitting here just waiting to get out and continue my snooze. The stupid insects are climbing all over me and sitting on my head would you believe. I am not amused.

p.s. I don't think I'll do a poo today.

Dirty Plates - by Douglas

Now this is beginning to tire me. What happened to clean plates? Doesn't the housekeeper know that food smells horrible if you put it on a dirty plate? I'm not an alley cat you know.

Bank Holidays - by Ernie

I went round the salon this morning and nobody had turned up! What's that all about? Emily said it was a bank holiday whatever that is. All I know is, I couldn't get in and that meant no decent food today. Also, no wash and blow dry (which I do like to have on a Monday).

Family Disruption - by Emily

I will be glad when the bank holiday is over. All our routines have been messed up and the younger ones are beginning to argue. The housekeeper didn't even get out of bed till lunchtime.

Nuffing to do wiv me - by Mole

I'm just sitting here minding my own business.